Pink Sugar by Aquolina
This is the infamous sugary sweet cupcake, cotton candy terror bomb. It’s almost as if Princess Bubblegum farted and bottled it up into a jar to make Pink Sugar for the masses. Like consuming fried cheese, most people love the idea of smelling like a carnival, and this perfume will elevate you to fried twinkie vibes.
Launched in 2004, you practically had to beat tweens off of you to get a tester spritz at the Sephora counter. It is also certified as catnip for highschool dudes who like the smell of num nums. If you wore this and flirted with the idea of second base then you were definitely in the running to score a Tiffany’s heart bracelet quicker than the dry down of this perfume.
Proceed with caution as notes include bergamot, licorice blossom, red fruits, cotton candy, vanilla, caramel, and musk among other things. In real life you will smell like the recipe for the Powerpuff Girls.