Hanae Mori by Hanae Mori

This smells like that explosion of aroma while passing the Yankee Candle store at your local mall. You’ve been temporarily assaulted by the utter stank of both Angel’s Wings, and Blueberry Scone, votives. You can’t put your finger on any particular note, but you know this is the sweet smell of cozy capitalism. You’ve always wanted to smell like this + every known berry. Hanae Mori pink butterfly is finally your solution. This is one of those classic 90s GIRLY bombs that scream, “I’m uncomplicated, yummy, and on the verge of a nervous breakdown!”

The girl who wears this likes to edge her sorrow out with viewings of the Air Bud goodbye scene. She’s a horse girl first, but a lover of all animals second, and her fragrance needs to translate this goodwill while also adding future sex appeal. When she spots the signature butterfly box all bets are off. This juice is her truth. She marks her calendar with the premiere of You Lucky Dog on Disney Channel and spritzs the Hanae Morie thinking about Kirk Cameron and the types of dog lovers she may date one day.

Top notes include strawberry, blackberry, blueberry and black currant; middle notes are ylang-ylang, jasmine, rose and peony; base notes are sandalwood, almond tree, razilian rosewood and Virginia cedar. In real life you will smell like a fruit salad boiled down into a simple syrup poured into the inside of your Barbie’s severed plastic head.