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Skin So Soft

Skin So Soft by Avon

It’s evil multi-level marketing day, otherwise known as Avon oil time! I will save actual Avon perfumes for another day, because the scent attached to this product may be their most iconic. Every millenial’s grandma basted them in Skin So Soft under the guise of “bug repellent” during youth. It evokes memories of being in the deep end of the bathtub, beige bras, and the pastel suburban world of Edward Scissorhands.

Actual notes listed on site include white lily, lavender and notes of sparkling citrus to create the rich woodland scent. IRL, you will smell like when your grandmother holds you close to her chest and squeezes you a little too tightly, just enough to imprint her necklace design on your forehead. You’re comforted but confused.