Magnetism by Escada
It’s another summer day in the peak naughties, and hatred of women is on full display in yellow headlines at your local grocer right next to those delicious Creme Savers. That’s right, it’s Best & Worst Beach Bodies season baby! You promptly begin to question your own physique as you flip through the pages, but then the sweet, sugar-free, relief of that Strawberry Creme hits.
As it dissolves in your mouth, the fruity jolt inspires your signature summer scent. What better way to bat away those feelings of dread and self loathing than a cloying mist of confidence? You turn to none other than Escada’s Magnetism. The long, hyper-pink bottle draws you in, and the caramelized berries seal the deal. This will deliver you from tabloid hell, and bring you to a higher and hot consciousness.
Top notes are red berries, black currant, cassia, litchi, pineapple and melon; middle notes are green leaves, basil, almond blossom, iris, freesia, heliotrope, jasmine, magnolia, caraway, rose and lily-of-the-valley; base notes are caramel, vanilla, patchouli, benzoin, sandalwood, musk, amber and vetiver. In real life you will smell like a literal Life Saver paired with a can of Rave hairspray.