Designer Imposter Body Spray

You know how the last week’s post was all about aspirational celeb scents? These are the stepping stone to aspirational designer fragrances. These scents give me, You are a broke bitch, but you know how you want to smell. These are very, you had a one night stand and you’re going to Rite Aid to get Plan B, but you also smell like ass and have to go to work and can’t shower, vibes. Spray it on your crouch, spray it on your hair, spray it EVERYWHERE.

I have bought the “If you like cashmere mist” one and done this on a vulnerable morning when NYC was unkind to me after having terrible sex and getting shit on by a pigeon. Features and benefits as listed on the site are, “These top quality fragrances are formulated with the rare and costly essences normally used only in the most expensive perfumes.” Okay Glen Coco.